Saturday, February 11, 2006

May someone give me half a cookie!

Ok. Finally, after 1, 2, carry the 4... 3 full days of being off the internet, my Dad finally has his computer running half decently. However, this is still a far cry from having my computer back and up on the internet (Which will be nice when it is, but until then...) yet it is still a step. Hooray! Unfortunately, it has led some to believe that either I didn't care about them any more, or that I have come down with some hard to pronounce, fatal disease.

1. I do want to talk to people. I just can't right now, seeing as how my internet isn't on my computer, so I can't be on non-stop. It also means that I can only check my e-mail once a day, also causing the illusion that I don't care. I do. I just can't talk much now. Wait until I get my computer back up and online, and then you can get back to the normal routine of telling me how much we all should go out and buy ladles.

2. I do not have a disease. Unless breathing is a disease. That and living. So it is possible that I have a disease. But I assure you nothing fatal. For example, I don't have appendicitis. Or arthritis of the hand and mouth. Or a gun pointed at my head. So I'm alive and well. And if you don't believe me, then my captors will just have to send out propaganda saying that I am. Please, don't make them angry. I've had to eat borscht for the past three days.

Um... communism is good! The quarks and antiquarks from the falafel in the parlour served by penguins, who have the audacity to eat PINK cupcakes, shall bring you a glockenspiel that can be played with your nasal passages while you walk across a threshold. Sorry. Couldn't resist.

In conclusion, USAP should have an episode done by this Sunday, if I can keep the band together.

2 comments:

truktruktruk said...

We did indeed wonder if you were still alive!

And I guess USAP won't have an episode done for Sunday, but 2 scenes are better than nothing, I suppose. We will beatdown the USAPians who didn't come with Susie's hammer!

Long live USAP!

The Man With The Plan said...

I agree completely!