Do you know who I am?
No one knows who I am...
Seriously. No one knows me completely.
Not even me...
So ask me a question by commenting, and I shall answer it truthfully. And it will all be truthful.
It may just not be the whole truth...
And that my friends is simple suspense.
Simple idea, complex answers...
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This is a very self-indulgant exercise. (In general. And not because you're opening up in an online blog rather than in a dark room. Just another of my "universal laws".)
But my question is: "What questions do you desire to be asked?"
Questions > Answers
But if your answer is a question, then...
- Amber
Any and all questions, unless they are super-philosophical questions.
Or stupid ones. Like "How much wood could a woodchuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
Etc.
My question is: "Why?"
Open to interpretation.
Not what I was going for exactly, but why not.
Seriously. Why not?
I'll tell you why! Because then I wouldn't have gotten this question. Ergo, I would not have to answer it.
IFSO FACTO!
Other random latin phrases!
That's not deck! You totally bailed out of answering my question!
So I'll rephrase it. "What are five questions which you desire to be asked?"
Doesn't mean I'll ask them. Har, har.
- Amber
That ruins the purpose!
You are supposed to ask me questions and I... Nice loophole there, you little weasel.
1. How many more hands does the average clock have than you?
2. Ajsdha adas kljlkj sjflsj?
3. Hffhjdufj sghdjhh asdajsd asdkjs yrivnruy?
4. Ih jdi wemn sh kepro, wjfk kdufj ndhfj ksme la?
5. Carpe deim?
Please fix my spelling mistakes when asking these questions.
Way to dissappoint Travo! I was right, you ARE a whore!
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- Amber
Are you better off for knowing Kurt Angle?
Yes, I can safely say that I am. This is because of one simple reason. I can now work on our Soap Opera and potray Amber all the better!
Sample text:
Amber Doll: Hello Kurt Angle!
Kurt Doll: Hello Amber!
AD: I love you Kurt Angle!
KD: And I love you too, Amber!
AD: Let’s go get married Kurt!
KD: OK Amber!
What is your fabourite song of all time and why?
*favourite
Oh... That is a tough question. Um... I can't say my all-time favourite song.
Many of my favourite songs can be found at this site:
http://songstowearpantsto.com/
Hope that helps!
Irregardless of whether you believe in heaven and hell, if you died at this instant, where do you think you would go?
And by irregardless, I mean regardless!
Well, since I have already been to Heaven (UCEP) and Hell (High School. UCK!) I would have to say that if I died right now
I hope you got the joke. Anyway, I would think that I would go to Heaven as:
1. I haven't killed anyone.
2. I helped people with Physics.
3. I am going to write a deck script.
5. I just used the word deck.
6. Charles says I will.
7. I have TWO hands!
8. This is probably the last question I will get.
9. I already gave 7 other reasons.
10. I can count.
So there you have it. Proof positive that Amber isn't Physhic and that I can't make a good joke.
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